Concerning Life as It Is Supposed to Be

Month: April 2010

The Good, the Bad, and the Tall and Skinny

Even one preoccupied has to make room for his obsessions. (Further obsessive tendencies revealed here.)

For quite a while I have been persuaded by experience that my Nigel Rudolph mug retained heat better than any other mug in our cabinet. I asked Nigel and his wife Cheyenne about that recently and they could offer no reason why that should be. These are not, you should know, ceramic hacks. Nigel and Cheyenne know much about the science of clays, and as far as they knew, there was nothing in the mug itself to bring about my perceived result.

So, making tea for a guest the other night, I decided to put my perceptions to the test.

I selected three mugs, a tall skinny Hope Presbyterian Church mug, a wide mouth Nigel Rudolph mug, and a medium girth Krispy Kreme mug. I put 7 ounces (by weight) of hot water in each, and took measurements every minute for ten minutes, then every five minutes, and then at 60 minutes.

This was a very efficient use of time, as our guest, Barb, and I sipped our tea and talked while the measurements were being recorded.

Our guest, though, laughed at me. We love her anyway. I have been accused by friends in Los Alamos, NM (having, in my estimations, more PhDs per square inch than anywhere else on the planet) of suffering from LAPD, (Los Alamos Personality Disorder). Diagnosis is, no doubt, hereby confirmed.

What we discovered was that my perceptions were wrong. The wide-mouthed, Nigel Rudolph mug lost heat at a greater rate than the tall and skinny-mouthed Hope mug. Our conclusion was that the surface area of liquid exposed to the air is the variable which determines rate of cooling.

I also concluded that I simply need to drink my coffee faster. All science aside, I’m not giving up the aesthetic and personal pleasure of using Nigel’s mug!

Pastors Are People, Too

As I’ve pointed out before, I write a monthly “church related” column for the local newspaper. I write the column; they write the headline. This time, the headline works.

You can read the column here. However, knowing these things do not stay live for very long, I’ve reproduced it below.

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I know quite a few pastors, being one myself.

Spoiling popular stereotypes, the pastors I know are not money or power hungry. They are not child molesters, sex fiends, or hate mongers.

The pastors I know are just ordinary people who love God and care about others. They are not superheroes or supervillains. Just ordinary.

We laugh and play and we struggle and worry. We wrestle with doubt and we question our calling. We own houses and we wonder how to pay the bills.

We tell jokes and play games. And we make mistakes. Many of them.

We have our favorite sports teams, and we often get our priorities confused. And when we do, we are filled with sorrow.

We don’t know it all. We agonize over how to handle the Bible and how to handle people who are making terrible mistakes. We try to manage prosperity with humility, but more often we wrestle with the self-doubt of failure.

We have families whom we love, but we get angry. We sin against them and have to ask their forgiveness. We are ordinary people.

Most of us pastor small congregations. Our hearts are easily broken. We are hurt when people leave, we laugh and rejoice when people come.

We work six days a week, sometimes more. Some of us work multiple jobs. We make house calls. We will be with you at 3 a.m. if the need calls for it. We will stand with you when some great pain has entered your life. We’ll hold your hand.

And we will fail you. We will forget to call you. We will forget to pay a visit to you in the hospital. We will make decisions that you think are wrong. We will get angry when we shouldn’t. We will be passive when we should make a stand. You will wonder what is wrong with us.

What is wrong with us is that we are ordinary people. We do not breathe purified air. We do not claim a greater measure of God’s favor. In fact, we carry a greater burden of responsibility before him and that weighs heavily on us.

The pastors I know don’t want either pity or special recognition. They will take, however, with great joy, the news that you pray for God’s blessing upon them as they are: mere people with extraordinary responsibility. They will thank you.

Adventure Is Out There!

To any who have been wondering what happened to my posting frequency, whether I’d fallen into a hole, been swept away by a rogue wave, or gotten myself stuck on the MTA (“…and his fate is still unlearned…”), none of those theories is true.

I’ve simply been preoccupied. Really preoccupied. Getting-a-house-ready-to-sell-and-possessions-ready-to-move preoccupied.

The best way to explain is to post here the announcement that was read/sent to the members and friends of Hope Presbyterian Church a few days before Easter. This should explain our preoccupation. (Comments afterward.)

To the congregation and friends of Hope Presbyterian Church:

Change is in store for me as a pastor and consequently for you as the congregation of Hope Presbyterian Church. While sometimes exciting, often scary, and never comfortable, change should never surprise us when we serve a God who is laboring for our growth in his grace.

Recently another PCA church, Covenant Presbyterian Church in Oviedo, Florida (near Orlando), voted to issue a call to me to be their pastor. Barb and I for years have wrestled with whether and when we should move on from our ministry here at Hope. We have decided that the time has come, that God is showing us his will, and that we should therefore accept this new call.

I don’t know how to soften such an announcement as this, nor do I have the insight to know what this change will mean for me or for you. I find comfort, and I hope you do as well, in the fact that God’s leading is wise and that his heart always inclines to bless us. He is writing a new and good chapter in our lives, and he can be trusted to do that well.

Since no one is forcing this decision or asking for it, this has been one of the most difficult decisions we have ever made. We will be leaving people whom we love, and by whom we have been loved far beyond what we deserve. Leaving will separate us from dear friends and precious memories and we will always be grateful to God for each one of you. 

We are not certain how quickly this transition will come about, though it looks as if it will be complete by summer.

There are, as you can imagine, a lot of details yet to be worked out. We wish we could have communicated this to each of you individually, but obviously that is not possible.

This weekend we celebrate the greatest act of God’s love, the death of his Son on the cross, and the greatest act of his will and power, the resurrection of Jesus from the grave. These are realities which should strip away any fear and uncertainty any of us might have regarding the future. Though we cannot see the future, the future in the hands of such a God is good.

That which remains unchanged, whether we are together or apart, is the hope that God would continue to use each of us individually and his church corporately to the end that “the knowledge of the glory of the Lord will cover the earth as the waters cover the sea.” 

May it always be so.

With deepest affection,

Randy

This is an exciting, and bittersweet, piece of news. In equal measure we look forward to the new ministry and new relationships awaiting us in Oviedo, and we sorrow and grieve for the separations that must take place in Bradenton.

God has opened up this opportunity and we are looking forward with great anticipation to the wonderful things He plans to do.

What this means for Somber and Dull is that posting will be erratic and unpredictable for the foreseeable future. Be patient, and join us in this new adventure.

To God be all the glory.

Coming Clean

Most everything, as most of you already know, posted on this site yesterday was a ruse. I say most of you, because some took me seriously. But you’ll learn.

Today, then, we return to the original design, title, and such, with the reminder that the title is intended to be ironic. For the record, again, I will paste at the end here, my reasons for calling this blog by the name I’ve given it.

Interestingly, though, every ‘suggestion’ I alluded to in my justification for the ‘redesign’ was a real suggestion given to me by real people with all seriousness.

I must give credit where credit is due. Creative help for a couple of the posts came from my son Seth. Blame him for ‘Mere Crustianity’ and ‘The Abolition of Manna’, among other things.

Finally, I’m keeping my profile picture up for another day. That is the smile of a famous person. Can anyone tell me whose smile that is?

A free C. S. Lewis baker’s library to all correct guesses.

UPDATE: Two votes for Tom Cruise; two for Joel Osteen. An interesting contrast. But I confess, it is Joel Osteen’s happy face. Now what did I do with those baker’s librarys….

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It’s Ironic

The title of this blog is intended to be ironic. but not everyone understands that. I may really be somber and dull, but I’m really not trying to be!

A couple years ago I decided one day to see what was involved in creating a blog. When it comes to things like this, I don’t read up on things. I just jump in and fiddle. At that time, I was only aware of Blogger, so I went to that site and began to create.

I quickly was faced with the fact that I had to give the blog a name.

At the time, I had been reading – re-reading, actually – Alan Paton’s marvelous novel Cry, the Beloved Country. (Take this as an advertisement. If you are looking for a good book to read, pick this one up.)

The main character in the novel is a poor, black Anglican pastor named Stephen Kumalo. Paton introduces Kumalo as “a parson, somber and rather dull, no doubt, and his hair was turning white.”

Well, I’m a parson, and my hair is turning white. I’m not black, but the sobriquet ’somber and dull’ was kind of appealing to me.

So, that was on my mind, and when Blogger asked for a name, in went Somber and Dull.

It has grown on me. I like the ironic tone. Either way it fits. If the blog is indeed somber and dull, the title fits. If the blog is bright and interesting, then it suits the ironic intent. I can’t lose.

Enough of that. Now go get the book and read it.

Nearly Complete Lewis Library for Sale

Few know that C. S. Lewis was an accomplished baker who wrote a number of books probing the remote corners of the baker’s art. These books are rare, and treasured in the Christian baking community.

I have been privileged to come in contact with a man who has a nearly complete collection of Lewis’ baking works which I have been authorized to offer for sale. Before posting this to Craig’s List, I thought I’d give readers of Happy and Bright the first crack.

All works in this set are in good condition, with some underlining in pencil. All are paperbacks, but the glue is tight and the spines uncracked.

This set includes:

The Four Loaves

Surprised by Soy

A Yeast Observed

The Problem of Grain

Till We Have Biscuits

The Sourdough Letters

Sourdough Proposes Toast

The Abolition of Manna

Also here, for the children:

The Lion, the Witch, and the Whole-Wheat Waffle

The Voyage of the Dawn Donut

The Last Bagel

and, a rare find, his classic defense of Christian baking:

Mere Crustianity

Bidding will start with the first serious offer.

A Day for Changes

Apparently Somber and Dull is not the only major internet presence changing its name.

Have you Topeka’d anyone recently?

Happy and Bright


Over the years people have grown concerned about the title of my blog.

“Randy,” some would say, “We don’t think you should write about all those depressing subjects. Why don’t you write about cheery stuff. Then you would not have to call your blog by such a somber name.”

Others were concerned that associating the name of this blog with the name of the church I pastor would give the impression that life in this congregation is a downer experience.

One person judged just by the name that I was writing a blog about depression, and didn’t think I should do that.

So, I’m here to say that I’ve heard you all. Starting today, the name of my blog is no longer ‘Somber and Dull’ but rather ‘Happy and Bright’. There will be, I promise, no more sober dullness, but rather wall-to-wall bunnies and sunshine.

Welcome, my friends, to the debut of ‘Happy and Bright’!

Be sure to check back through the day. We are celebrating the launch of our ‘new attitude’ with some highly important announcements.

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