One of the delights of Sundays for us is company. We love to have people home for lunch and talk with them and sometimes to hear their stories. One such story emerged this past Sunday.
Bill K told the story of his chain-smoking grandfather. This man was a South Carolina butcher who, one day, had pretty much cleaned up his shop and was ready to go home, when in walked a woman looking for a chicken. So, he happened to have one in the cooler beneath the counter which he could give her without having to delay his leaving. So he reached down and pulled it out. She looked at it and said, “I was looking for something a bit plumper.’
Slyly, he took the chicken down, put it in the cooler, and squeezed and massaged it until it looked plumper, and then brought it up and set it on the counter – the same chicken. The woman was pleased with this one, and said, “I think I’ll take both of them.”
Laughter does do the soul good.
Rebekah
show’s that a sucker is born every day, and your sins will find you out! fun times…