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Give Blood; Get Rolls

Lakewood Ranch Blood Center is good people doing good work. I know for certain that they are patient people. I have terrible veins, but dutifully every couple of months, they focus their skills and aim the needle and successfully draw a unit of blood from me, units which go on to help people in crisis, often in life threatening situations. Others agree with me: Tracie in particular is the Phlebotomist from Heaven.

Tomorrow, Saturday, January 24, the center staff celebrates the opening of their new home at the northwest corner of SR-70 and Lakewood Ranch Boulevard. In addition to face painting and other activities for children, Cinnamental Bakers will be offering cinnamon roll samples through the entire celebration, from 11 AM to 3 PM or until the rolls run out.

As a special treat, IF you donate blood there on that day, you will receive a coupon from Cinnamental for free delivery on a future order of rolls.

We know all of this because Barb and I are Cinnamental Bakers, in case you did not know that.

So, if you come, look us up. We’d love to see you.

Injunction Violation


To Whom it May Concern:

I would like to publicly report the appearance of a person known to be unwelcome on the west coast of Florida. He goes by the name of ‘Jack’ Frost, real name unknown. An injunction was issued against him some time ago to prevent his unwelcome visitations to these regions, but I have it on good evidence that he was here last night. Please be on the lookout for this man and, if spotted, report him immediately to the authorities so that he might be sent back to places where is more, shall we say, warmly welcomed.

[Update: I have included the screenshot to the right so that those of you in other areas can be moved to sincere sympathy for us. You should note that the low last night was 20 degrees below normal. I hear you weeping.]

Israel v. Hamas

In a perfect world I would have the leisure to sit down and become far better informed about the issues creating such tension in the Middle East. At present, though, there are a few things of which I am quite certain:

1) Americans, and American Christians especially, ought not blindly back Israel in all she does. Israel is a government which will act according to its own self-interest. Those actions, like those of any government, will sometimes be just and sometimes be unjust. The modern day state of Israel is not to be equated with Biblical Israel, though some, through a mistaken interpretation of the Bible so argue and somehow conclude that Israel can do no wrong. That is, to my mind, foolish.

2) Though the Palestinian people may have just cause for a complaint against Israel, as well as against the international community which created Israel, we cannot justify the continual chain of terror by those who claim to act on their behalf. Sympathy is not o be won that way. Such acts are to be repudiated.

Of those things I am certain.

If one seeks more insight, I am told by knowledgeable friends that this is a trusted site for information regarding the existing conflict. I have not had time to peruse the site, but some of you may find insight there.

And I am reminded often that these conflicts do not simply involve Israeli Jews and Palestinian Muslims. There are Christians caught in the crossfire, both Israeli and Palestinian, who are a forgotten people, and yet who are trying desperately to live out Christ’s demolition of the dividing wall of hostility.

Finally, here is a portion of a note from the director of development of the United Bible Societies in Gaza, a Christian and a Palestinian. I like what he says.

Whom to blame and how far back we should go? What is the baseline for deciding justice? As a Palestinian/Jordanian Arab Christian I should naturally blame Israel and hold them responsible for the killing of many children in Gaza. But at the same time a Jewish friend can come and say the same against Hamas or other Palestinian or Arab governments or organizations and hold them responsible for the killing of many Jewish children. To engage in the blame game is to perpetuate the effect of violence and evil; it adds fuel to the fire. This does not mean acquitting the guilty, it means we submit the file of all the guilty ones, and I am one of them, to the One who judges justly and whose gates of mercy are always open for those who seek it.

The Obameter


The St. Petersburg Times has launched a fascinating project they call the Obameter. Combing President Obama’s campaign speeches and interviews, they found that he made 509 promises for action, from getting his daughters a puppy to more substantial matters. Now they are tracking his commitment to keeping those promises. Should be interesting to watch.

The Inauguration

I did not set out Tuesday to coordinate the inauguration of America’s first African-American president with lunch with an African-American friend; that is just the way it worked out. I’m glad it did, however.

My friend James grew up riding in the back of the bus and going to segregated schools and being refused pain killer for dental work. So it was a bit surreal to sit there with him at a restaurant while the TV screens around us showed scenes of the inaugural events.

As we were eating, James received a text which he showed me. The texter claimed to know why it was so cold all across the country. It was because, he said, that it had been so often claimed that ‘it would be a cold day in Hell when a black man became president’.

We shared a laugh with our pizza.

Benjamin Gump

I’ve not seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, though I hear it is worth seeing. However, even though I’ve only seen the trailer, this take on it is still hilarious.

(By the way, I checked. The screen writer is the same for both movies.)

Guilt and the Local Economy

The economic downturn has effected everyone in one degree or another. It has made me more sensitive to the needs of local merchants and small businesses. These are often companies which, because of their small size, are not as resilient as larger companies, and therefore not as able to absorb the ups and downs of the market. I bake and sell cinnamon rolls as a hobby, and of the five coffee shops I once supplied, three have gone out of business, one is struggling mightily, and the fifth is having a hard time selling rolls.

So, I am sensitive to the local merchants, and really, really want to support small, local, independents as much as possible.

It is just hard. I am not alone in that assessment.

When it comes to books, I tend to buy everything from Amazon.com. I am an Amazon Prime member, which means that after paying one fee each year, we can order anything from them and it is sent within 24 hours and ships free 2nd-day. So, normally, within two or three days of placing my order, I have what I was after. For $3.95 more, no matter the size of the item, I can have it the next day.

That is hard to beat.

But I wanted to try. So, at Christmas, I really wanted to buy The Tale of Despereaux. There is only one independent children’s bookshop near our house, and it is a 20 minute drive from our house, but I went there. It was small, but pleasant, and had one remaining copy, which I immediately snapped up. The kind proprietor suggested another book by the same author, and being a sucker for books, I bought that one, too.

That of course is the value of the independent, local bookstore. Personal service. I paid for the books, and while I waited for them to gift wrap them for me (for free) I wandered next door to look at the grown-up book store (‘adult’ bookstore would convey the wrong impression). There I found a book that I had been wanting to read, Good to Great, by Jim Collins. HPC associate Geoff loved it, and loaned me his copy, but I want to own my own so that I can mark it up. However, the book was $29.99, and it was Christmas, and one ought not to buy things for himself at Christmas. So, I let it be.

After Christmas, I began pondering all of this. I still wanted the book, so I decided to try an experiment. What would be the cost of supporting the local economy versus not doing so? Pretty steep in this regard. If I were to buy Good to Great, here would be the consequent costs:

Local bookshop:
Price of book: $31.94 (including tax)
Time to drive to and from store, pick it out, pay for it, etc.: One hour ($20.00@$20/hour) I’m not paid by the hour, but I chose this rate just for arguments’ sake.
Cost of trip at $.20/mile: $5.00
Total cost: $56.94
Obviously, I wouldn’t necessarily incur all those costs. I’d probably try to combine trips so that the time and transportation costs would be reduced. We still might be looking at $35-$40.

Used, online:
Price of book: $11.49 (including tax and shipping)
Time to find and order online: 15 minutes ($5.00)
Total cost: $16.49
With this, I’ve saved a minimum of $20 and perhaps much more. My time is hard to calculate, since it is, in once sense, priceless.
Amazon.com
Price of book: $18.87 (including tax and shipping)
Time to find and order online: 45 seconds ($0.30)
Total cost: $19.17
With this, I’ve saved at least $15, and still have a brand new book.

If I were closer to the bookstore, perhaps things would be different. I’d calculate the value of the relationship with the store owner, the value of visibility as a Christian, the opportunity to meet other book lovers, and so on. However sheepishly I must do it, I find I’ll still be buying books from the big boys online. It is just too convenient. And cheap.

Arguing Beyond

On Wednesday night, our elders met for a very long meeting. It was good, there was much we shared, there was great honesty, and God was honored.

However, at one point, one of the elders made a point, which I passionately hopped on. I made a very strong case addressing, I thought, the weaknesses in his position.

He later pointed out to me that he had not made a case, he had simply raised a question. Which was true. And I had to confess to him that I was arguing against a ghost standing beyond him. He had raised a question, and in the question I heard an implied conclusion that had been drawn and defended by many in my experience over the years. So, his question triggered an automatic response aimed not at him, but at those ghosts beyond him.

I apologized to him.

This arguing ‘beyond’ I find I do too often. I must be reminded to take the time to really hear what another is saying before I respond. So, to all who have the occasion of ever differing with me, know that sometimes the intensity of my response is aimed at those beyond you, and not necessarily at you.

Overheard at Panera

Woman tries to sit and drops her cane near a table at which a husband and wife sit.

Wife: Get it, Frank. [Frank obliges.]

Cane woman: [To wife] Thank you.

Wife: You’re welcome.

Poor Frank. He gets no credit.

NY Times on Mark and John

This article, Who Would Jesus Smack Down, appeared in the Sunday NYTimes on January 11 and soon became one of this week’s most emailed articles, a measure of the article’s public popularity. I would encourage you to read the whole article. One friend called it a ‘fantastic article’ and went on to say, ‘When I think about the Times’ readership reading this article I get excited because it will strike a favorable chord with those who don’t (for whatever reason) like traditional church style and culture.”

Certainly, it is good for those who have formed stereotypical ideas of church and the norms of the Christian life, it is good to have someone like Driscoll and Keller out there turning heads and breaking the molds.

In shaking up some stereotypes, however, the article perpetuates others. I have this irresistible urge to isolate and comment on a few of them.

“But what is new about Driscoll is that he has resurrected a particular strain of fire and brimstone, one that most Americans assume died out with the Puritans: Calvinism, a theology that makes Pat Robertson seem warm and fuzzy.”

Wow. Where does one start with that? Calvinism as a strain of ‘fire and brimstone’? The fire in Calvinism is not simply a deep appreciation for the holy justice of God; it is more the heart on fire and impassioned for the things of a God of grace. There is more warmth and ‘fuzzy’ comfort in Reformed truth than there is fire and brimstone.

“Yet his message seems radically unfashionable, even un-American: you are not captain of your soul or master of your fate but a depraved worm whose hard work and good deeds will get you nowhere, because God marked you for heaven or condemned you to hell before the beginning of time.”

I suppose this is one way of looking at it. But if any who read this blog would like to understand the sweet nuances of what we know as the ‘perseverance of the saints’ I’d sure love to talk with you about it. Tell me what Starbucks and a day and time, and let’s do it.

“Calvinism has somehow become cool…”

That is so, uh, cool! I’m hip again!

At Mars Hill [Driscoll’s church], members say their favorite movie isn’t “Amazing Grace” or “The Chronicles of Narnia” — it’s “Fight Club.”

“Fight Club” is a far better movie than “Narnia.” I don’t understand it, but it has struck a chord with a certain demographic.

“What really grates is the portrayal of Jesus as a wimp, or worse. Paintings depict a gentle man embracing children and cuddling lambs. Hymns celebrate his patience and tenderness. The mainstream church, Driscoll has written, has transformed Jesus into “a Richard Simmons, hippie, queer Christ,” a “neutered and limp-wristed popular Sky Fairy of pop culture that . . . would never talk about sin or send anyone to hell.”

I could never put it like that. But no one who loves Christ can be comfortable with the way Jesus is portrayed in must popular and public media.

Eventually the author tries to summarize Reformed theology for the Times’ readers. I want to make some comments on this, but let me say this first; to her credit, the author is attempting to summarize something very complex for an audience that would not have the patience to really hear it opened at length. She gives it a good try, and I don’t know if I could do better in such a short space. She says:

“Human beings are totally corrupted by original sin and predestined for heaven or hell, no matter their earthly conduct.”

Responsible representations of Reformed Christianity note that conduct does matter. We MUST grasp hold of Christ by faith and we must bear fruit in keeping with repentance. These actions do not earn our salvation, but confirm it. Nevertheless, it is not exactly correct to exclude conduct from the picture.

“We all deserve eternal damnation, but God, in his inscrutable mercy, has granted the grace of salvation to an elect few.”

I love to hear the words ‘mercy’ and ‘grace’ here. But ‘few’? Where did that come from? The elect will be, according to God’s promise to Abraham and John’s vision in Revelation, uncountable. Sadly, I find many Calvinists still thinking in terms of few. That’s just not right.

While John Calvin’s 16th-century doctrines have deep roots in Christian tradition, they strike many modern evangelicals as nonsensical and even un-Christian. If predestination is true, they argue, then there is no point in missions to the unsaved or in leading a godly life.

Ironically, of course, many of the greatest missionaries, preachers, and evangelists have been the most passionate Calvinists. And the reality is a deep appreciation of Reformed-tinted grace drives us toward, not away from, godliness.

“Over the past two decades, preachers in places as far-flung as Minneapolis and Washington, D.C., in denominations ranging from Baptist to Pentecostal, are pushing “this new, aggressive, mission-minded Calvinism that really believes Calvinism is a transcript of the Gospel,” according to Roger Olson, a professor of theology at Baylor University.”

Olson is no friend of Calvinism. Curious she would seek him out for comment.

“Calvinism is a theology predicated on paradox: God has predestined every human being’s actions, yet we are still to blame for our sins; we are totally depraved, yet held to the impossible standard of divine law.”

Actually, Christianity is predicated on what some see as paradox. God is one God in three persons. Jesus is both God and Man. Nothing new here.

“Unlike fundamentalists who isolate themselves, creating “a separate culture where you live in a Christian cul-de-sac,” as one spiky-haired member named Andrew Pack puts it, Mars Hillians pride themselves on friendships with non-Christians. They tend to be cultural activists who play in rock bands and care about the arts, living out a long Reformed tradition that asserts Christ’s mandate over every corner of creation.”

This is a far better assessment of what Reformed Christians ought to be.

“Nowhere is the connection between Driscoll’s hypermasculinity and his Calvinist theology clearer than in his refusal to tolerate opposition at Mars Hill.”

This is where the article gets a bit scary. It is Calvinistic to refuse to tolerate opposition? The appeal is made to Calvin’s practice:

“John Calvin had heretics burned at the stake and made a man who casually criticized him at a dinner party march through the streets of Geneva, kneeling at every intersection to beg forgiveness.”

This is the point at which the understandable misunderstandings of Calvinism leave off and the slander of the man John Calvin begin. For a journalist, this is not acceptable and should be corrected or proved. It has been a while since I last studied Calvin’s life, but this much I’m sure of: there was one heretic burned while he was in Geneva, Michael Servetus. I’ve read differing accounts regarding Calvin’s involvement in this, but it seems clear that it was the Geneva council which ordered the execution, not Calvin, and some accounts suggest that he pled for leniency. But even it he had a direct hand in this, to then generalize one incident into a blanket plural statement is unjust.

As to the other assertion, I’ve never heard of that one before. It is so far out of character regarding what I know of Calvin as to be ludicrous. Calvin could be moved to invective when the honor of God was at stake, but not in defense of his own paltry honor.

“Mars Hill is not 16th-century Geneva, but Driscoll has little patience for dissent.”

All that follows that comment should be taken with a grain of salt. if the author can repeat hearsay about Calvin, she can repeat hearsay about Driscoll. That said, we should note that Mars Hill / Driscoll are independent. There is no ecclesiological accountability as there is in Presbyterian churches. This is, to me, their Achilles heel. A great weakness which could easily undue a great work.

And finally:

“Driscoll’s New Calvinism underscores a curious fact: the doctrine of total human depravity has always had a funny way of emboldening, rather than humbling, its adherents.”

An odd statement indeed. Those who most truly understand the doctrines of grace should be the most humble. If we who are reformed have not expressed and lived that humility, then we have not in the least understood the Calvinism we pretend to profess.

I can’t believe what I’ve just done. I’ve interacted with the NYTimes on the subject of Calvinism. Would that have happened without Mark Driscoll (or Tim Keller)? Not likely. Thanks, Mark.

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