Last week my wife left my 12 year old son, my 21 year old daughter, and me at home to fend for ourselves while she went to be with my oldest daughter who had just given birth to our newest grandchild. What follows are actual quotes from actual conversations held thereafter.
This first was a phone conversation with my 21 year old daughter on Friday, four days into her absence:
Daughter: You’re mowing the lawn?
Daughter: You know how to do that?
Then, five days out, as my son and I were packing the car to join my wife, this:
Son: We actually made it all week without Mom.
Son: Miracles still happen.
Draw whatever conclusions you like.